friends call me Maddi.
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random, silly things that I
love almost as much as
I love you.
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last year a big group of girls in my class were all talking and this one girl was like “im bisexual” and all the girls like stared at her and then the girl goes “dont worry im only attracted to pretty girls” and i was like did she just burn every girl in here i think she did
sometimes people send me such nice messages and it’s like
that is an actual real person who chose to spend 30 seconds of their time trying to make me feel happy and it’s such a wonderful feeling
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
HELP THIS IS THE COLDEST ITS BEEN IN COLORADO FOR AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER anD I SWEar WE prOBABLY WILL STILL HAVE SCHOOL
It doesn’t help that douglas county’s board leader is from fucking Alaska so we rarely get snow days
yo lps isn’t any better
This may be the most frightening thing I’ve ever seen
Books that people read romantically but shouldn’t because they’re missing the point:
- Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
- Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare
- The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
That’s your opinion.
there’s nothing romantic about a pedophile rapist, the senseless murder-suicide of teenagers because families can’t get their shit together or the hypocrisy of the roaring 20s